SWEET WATERMELON / 15 STICKS

Your lock-in arc starts here.

From “I’m cooked” to “let me cook.”

SCROLL TO LOCK IN

01 / OPEN

Open in case of homework.

For the assignment you keep opening, staring at, and closing.

02 / TAKE ONE

One Piece. Big outcomes.

Turns “due at 11:59” into “already submitted.”

03 / UNWRAP

Time to lock in.

Unfold the wrapper. Chew the gum. Lock in.

THE VERY SERIOUS SPECS / 01

+20IQ

Fewer distractions. More right answers.

“You still have to show your work.” - Mr. C

THE VERY SERIOUS SPECS / 02

30gprotein

For carrying the group project.

Big gains. No protein shake.

THE VERY SERIOUS SPECS / 03

0gprocrastination

You’ve reorganized your desk three times. Open the assignment.

THE VERY SERIOUS SPECS / 04

Lock-in arc.Activated.

Submitted. With time left to double-check.

Side effects may include free time.

YOUR TURN

15 sticks. Pass one on.

Someone in your class needs this.

Fictional benefits, btwGET YOUR PIECE Meet the grandparents ↓

FROM GRANDPARENTS CORP, WITH GUM

Yes, you can have one.

Real gum. Fictional superpowers. Hit us up for your piece. Come alone.

TEXT GRANDPARENTS CORP ↗

Opens a text draft to (916) 538-3775.
You choose when to send it.

THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE CULT

Made by

Sarah.

Front End Developer
Back End Developer
UI / UX Designer
3D Artist & Animator
Creative Director
Project Manager
The Entire IT Department
The One Who Read The Flipping Prompt

Aaron.

Just Aaron

Chill Guy standing with his hands in his pockets

Back to the beginning ↑

DEPARTMENT OF ACADEMIC COMEBACKS

Very serious business.

Grandparents Corp Company update

COMPANY UPDATE / 001

Sarah has been promoted to every position.

Aaron’s position remains unclear.

Backed by Y Combinator**In our imagination. No actual affiliation.

Research & development: Sarah.
Quality control: Aaron chewed one.
Storage instructions: Backpack, left or right pocket.
Best before: 11:59 PM.
Delivery: Delivered by hand. Probably during passing period.
Fine print: Does not replace studying. We asked.